i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I touched a dick in church today
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