508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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