At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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