She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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