The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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