Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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