Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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