Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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