It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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