At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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