I smell stomach acid.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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