Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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