So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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