I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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