Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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