I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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