butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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