how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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