Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize