i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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