do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm like, not good at living.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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