I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
