New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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