i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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