I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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