Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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