I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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