It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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