More tranny stories later!
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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