i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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