Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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