I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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