We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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