her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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