she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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