that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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