The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm passing your future prison.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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