You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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