talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her vagine was all disorganized.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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