Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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