We're like a lot better than the average bears
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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