I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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