oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
