i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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