Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
