So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She even gives head with a lisp.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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