love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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