Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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