You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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