READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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