I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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