so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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