You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
