We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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