Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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