There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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