Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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